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WEDDINGS
--Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
--Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.
--When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how hot it is.
--Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.
--A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost-effective, but also a
proven fly deterrent.
--For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a
clean bowling shirt can create a nice appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes
to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
--Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.
--When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how hot it is.
--Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.
--A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost-effective, but also a
proven fly deterrent.
--For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a
clean bowling shirt can create a nice appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes
to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
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[Tag]:WEDDINGS
[Time]:5/9/2010
[Time]:5/9/2010
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