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--Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
--No matter how broke you are, never take your date flowers that were stolen
from a cemetery.
--Be aggressive. Let her know you are interested: I've been wanting to go out
with you since I read that stuff on the men's bathroom wall two years ago.
--Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say
10:00. Others might say Monday. If the latter is the answer, it's the boy's
responsibility to get her to school on time.
--If a girl's name does not appear regularly on a bathroom wall, water tower,
or an overpass, odds are good that the date will end in frustration.
--Even if you can't get a date, avoid kidnapping. It's bad for your
reputation.
--Always allow your date first pick of any road kill you run
across.
[Tag]:DATING
[Time]:5/9/2010
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