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You may be the redneck if

You may be the redneck if

... your stall warning plays Dixie?

... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.

... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks.

... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.

... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.

... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight.

... your toothpick keeps poking your mike.

... you constantly confuse Beech craft with Beechnut.

... just before impact, you are heard saying, Hey y'all, watch this!

... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.

... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.

... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.

... you fuel your wiz bang 140 from a Mason jar.

... you wouldn't be caught dead flying' a Grumman Yankee?

... you refer to flying in formation as We got ourselves a convoy!

... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank
service.

... when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck
One.

... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper!

... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your aircraft.

... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase That's a big 10-4!

... you typically answer female controllers with titles like sugar or
little darling'.

... she responds with the words Honey or Big guy then she may be a
redneck.

... you have ever used a relief tube as a spittoon.

... you glance down at your belt buckle to help you remember your N-number.

... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her doublewide.

... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains Case of
Bud?

... your go/no-go checklist includes the words Shoal or Redman?
[Tag]:You may be the redneck if
[Time]:5/9/2010
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