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You might be a redneck if 65


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Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite.


Burger King won't let you do it your way, right away.


You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.


You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.


Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts.


You think a computer hacker carries an axe.


You keep a chainsaw in the trunk just in case.


You've given your gun a woman's name.


Baling wire and a pair of pliers are what you consider high tech tools.


You go to the post office to research your family tree.


[Tag]:You might be a redneck if 65
[Time]:5/9/2010
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