You might be a redneck if 50.
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You might be a redneck if 50


You might be a redneck if...


You think cur is a breed of dog.


People hear your car long before they see it.


Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.


Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.


Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.


Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.


Your birth announcement included the word rug rat.


You've ever hitchhiked naked.


You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.


Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.


[Tag]:You might be a redneck if 50
[Time]:5/9/2010
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