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You might be a redneck if 40


You might be a redneck if...


You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.


Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.


You go to your family reunion looking for a date.


Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.


You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, Gentlemen, start your engines.


You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.


You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.


The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.


You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.


One of your kids was born on a pool table.


[Tag]:You might be a redneck if 40
[Time]:5/9/2010
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