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You might be a redneck if 16


You might be a redneck if...


You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.


You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.


You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.


You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.


You participate in the who can spit tobacco the farthest contest.


You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.


You've never paid for a haircut.


You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.


There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.


You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.


[Tag]:You might be a redneck if 16
[Time]:5/9/2010
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