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1. You might be a redneck if your daddy... (5/9/2010)
    You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
2. Tasties in a Half Shell (5/9/2010)
   Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell
3. Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary! (5/9/2010)
   Adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool. antacid......(n) aloosinagenic
4. Alabama License Application (5/9/2010)
   Last name: _________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) [_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Su
5. The Redneck Capenter... (5/9/2010)
   Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of the men walked into the office and said, We need some four-by-twos. The clerk asked, You mean two-by-
6. Three Shots (5/9/2010)
   Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, If y
7. Youre a redneck ... you ever had to (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if .... You ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
8. Youre a redneck ... your father fully executes (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if .... Your father fully executes the pull my finger gag during Christmas dinner.
9. Youre a redneck ... thanksgiving dinner was ruine (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if .... Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
10. Youre a redneck ... after removing the empty (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if .... After removing the empty beer cans from your car, you find that it gets fifteen more miles to the gallon.
11. Youre a redneck ... you know which leaves (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if .... You know which leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.
12. Youre a redneck ... the health inspector visits (5/9/2010)
   You're a redneck if .... The Health Inspector visits your mother restaurant and asks to see the body fluid clean up kit, and she points at the dog.
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