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1. Catch a drunk driver (5/9/2010)
    Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a pol
2. Working in the garden (5/9/2010)
    A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them? The prisio
3. Getting a new deputy (5/9/2010)
    The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. Okay, the sheriff dr
4. Hes drunk at the bar (5/9/2010)
    One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip
5. Catching the shoplifter (5/9/2010)
    A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. Listen, said the shoplifter, I know you don't want any trouble eith
6. Wife helps out the cop (5/9/2010)
    A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone
7. New person in prison (5/9/2010)
    A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. Th
8. Partner takes vacation (5/9/2010)
    Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation 9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd loo
9. Dealing with criminals (5/9/2010)
    A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in
10. Looking into their eyes (5/9/2010)
    A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are
11. Swerve to avoid a box (5/9/2010)
    Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driv
12. Dont say this to a cop (5/9/2010)
    The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my rada
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