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1. Where are you from? (5/9/2010)
    Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, Sorry, sir, b
2. Some police quotes (5/9/2010)
    The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile. If you run, you'll only go to jail tired. So, you don't know how
3. Government is there (5/9/2010)
    At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : In the United States,
4. Stealing from a store (5/9/2010)
    This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996. They showed the video surveillance tape on th
5. Hes a drunk driver (5/9/2010)
    There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. YOU'RE DRUNK! exclaimed the police officer.
6. Testing a new recruit (5/9/2010)
    Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!
7. Criminal steals lumber (5/9/2010)
    A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumbery
8. Knitting and driving (5/9/2010)
    A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... Pull over! No, she shouts back, a pair of s
9. Strange name for cats (5/9/2010)
    One day there was a woman who lost her cat named LOVE. It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she
10. Watching for suicide (5/9/2010)
    Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I al
11. Stupid drunk blonde (5/9/2010)
    A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator, she
12. Please show the I.D. (5/9/2010)
    The following supposedly a true story. This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cas
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