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1. Telephone accident (5/9/2010)
    The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young
2. A blonde detective (5/9/2010)
    A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a pict
3. Stupid blonde driver (5/9/2010)
    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, I wish you guys would get your act to
4. Touring Washington (5/9/2010)
    A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police off
5. Do you have a bias? (5/9/2010)
    A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, How come I alw
6. Lawyers are greedy (5/9/2010)
    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawy
7. Thankful hes drunk (5/9/2010)
    The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, I've got to take you in, sir. Yo
8. Obey the speed limit (5/9/2010)
    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, This
9. The animals warning (5/9/2010)
    A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig
10. Blonde avoiding trees (5/9/2010)
    A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road? The
11. Trust a fellow officer (5/9/2010)
    A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No
12. Identify the problem (5/9/2010)
    A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road wit
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