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1. Rob the supermarket (5/9/2010)
    A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.
2. Stop the drunk driver (5/9/2010)
    A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, You drinkin'? The driver said, You buyin'?
3. Try to explain yourself (5/9/2010)
    While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laug
4. Reading the scripture (5/9/2010)
    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act o
5. Crying about his life (5/9/2010)
    Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. Well, says the old fellow
6. Im going to a lecture (5/9/2010)
    The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. What are
7. K9 is for assistance (5/9/2010)
    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The polic
8. Dealing with trouble (5/9/2010)
    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The disturbance turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.
9. Problem with a dog (5/9/2010)
    Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
10. Police are in a chase (5/9/2010)
    Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
11. An FBI investigation (5/9/2010)
    The phone rings at FBI headquarters. Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Thank you very much for th
12. Inspecting the truck (5/9/2010)
    A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol
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