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A test for being drunk


A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy's window and says, Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.

The man says, Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack.

Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample. I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death.

Well, then we need a urine sample.

I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar.

Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.

I can't do that, officer.

Why not?

Because I'm too drunk to do that!

[Tag]:A test for being drunk
[Time]:5/9/2010
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