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1. I went to visit my fiance's dying grandmother (3/23/2011)
   Today, I went to visit my fiance's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, `Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that.`
2. A Poor man! (10/21/2010)
   `Oh, my poor man,` exclaimed the kind old lady£¬ `It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind.` `You're absolutely right,` said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game.
3. Senior Class (4/8/2010)
   During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion.
4. Just as old (6/29/2009)
   One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear. So the doctor checked
5. How much (5/27/2009)
   A man called a lawyer and asked, ¡°How much would you charge me to answer three questions?¡±
6. Boys Pray For Gifts (11/26/2008)
   Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
7. Jacob and Rebecca's Wedding Registry (11/26/2008)
   Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore.
8. Ten dollars of airplane ride (11/26/2008)
   Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Edna would say, “I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”
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