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1. Where is the best place in a bookstore (5/8/2010)
   Q. Where is the best place in a bookstore to find a man who is handsome, a good lover, and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.
2. How is a man like a used car? (5/8/2010)
   Q. How is a man like a used car? A. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
3. Gods gift to women? (5/8/2010)
   Q. What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women? A. Exchange him.
4. Why do men like smart women? (5/8/2010)
   Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
5. Dating children. (5/8/2010)
   Q. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A. Dating children.
6. At the circus (5/8/2010)
   Q. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
7. Scare a man? (5/8/2010)
   Q. How do you scare a man? A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
8. Jerky. (5/8/2010)
   Q. What food describes most men? A. Jerky.
9. No phone numbers. (5/8/2010)
   Q. Why is the book Women Who Love Too Much a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.
10. Men are like...high heels (5/8/2010)
   Men are like...High Heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
11. Men are like...coolers (5/8/2010)
   Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
12. Men are like...vacations (5/8/2010)
   Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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