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1. HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: (5/8/2010)
   Compliment her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her,
2. Princess story (5/8/2010)
   Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. the frog said to the princess, i was once a handsome prince
3. Bride smile when she walks up the aisle (5/8/2010)
   Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A. She knows she's given her last blowjob.
4. Bob and a guy (5/8/2010)
   Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he won
5. Men chase women (5/8/2010)
   Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
6. Mans idea of a perfect date (5/8/2010)
   Q. What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A. A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six-pack.
7. Men are stupid (5/8/2010)
   Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
8. Women fake orgasm (5/8/2010)
   Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm? A. Because men fake foreplay.
9. Difference between getting a divorce and getting.. (5/8/2010)
   Q. What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A. When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
10. Very moment for their call (5/8/2010)
   Q. Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A. Women working at 900 numbers.
11. Daily Timings (5/8/2010)
   10:00 Wake up 10:02 Oral sex 10:10 Big breakfast 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters 2:15 Enormous lunch 3:15
12. Whats a mans idea of helping with the housework? (5/8/2010)
   Q. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? A. Lifting his legs while you vacuum.
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