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1. Men are like.....bananas (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
2. Men are skirts (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
3. Men are like.....curling irons (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
4. Men are like.....high heels (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....High Heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
5. Men are accounts (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
6. Men are like.....placemats (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
7. Men are like.....mascara (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
8. Men are helmets (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
9. Men are like.....copiers (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
10. Men are like.....lava lamps (5/8/2010)
   Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
11. Handcuffed man (5/8/2010)
   Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
12. Electric trains and breasts (5/8/2010)
   Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? A: They were originally intended for children but it's men who play with them.
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