10 REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY!.
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10 REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY!

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1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3) You know stuff about tanks.
4) A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5) Monday Night Football.
6) You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8) You can open all your own jars.
9) Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
10) Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
[Tag]:10 REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY!
[Time]:5/8/2010
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