Similarities between dogs and women.
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Similarities between dogs and women

How Dogs and Women Are Alike

Both look stupid in hats.

Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

Both tend to have hip problems.

Neither understands football.

Both look good in a fur coat.

Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.

Neither believes that silence is golden.

Both constantly want back rubs.

Neither can balance a checkbook.

You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

Both put too much value on kissing.
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