Coffee vs. women part 2.
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Coffee vs. women part 2

Why Coffee is Better than Women - Part II

23.If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.

24.No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.

25.A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.

26.Your coffee doesn't talk to you.

27.Coffee smells good in the morning.

28.Coffee is good when it's cold too.

29.Coffee stains are easier to remove.

30.Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.

31.Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.

32.Coffee doesn't shed.

33.Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.

34.You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

35.Coffee doesn't mind being ground.

36.No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.

37.Coffee doesn't have a time of the month - it's good all the time.

38.When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.

39.When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pub in the back of your
throat.

40.Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.

41.Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 am and decide to have a cup.

42.INSTANT COFFEE!

43.You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.

44.It can take up to two weeks for coffee to grow mold.

45.Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
[Tag]:Coffee vs. women part 2
[Time]:5/8/2010
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