Coffee vs. women part 1.
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Coffee vs. women part 1

Why Coffee is better than Women - Part I

1.You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.

2.Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.

3.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.

4.You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.

5.You can always warm coffee up.

6.Coffee comes with endless refills.

7.Coffee is cheaper.

8.You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 am.

9.Coffee never runs out.

10.Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

11.You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.

12.You can make coffee as sweet as you want.

13.You can smoke while drinking coffee.

14.You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.

15.Coffee smells and tastes good.

16.You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.

17.If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.

18.You can always get fresh coffee.

19.You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get

20.They sell coffee at police stations.

21.You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.

22.Coffee goes down easier.
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