How to use an ATM.
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How to use an ATM


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
3. Re-start stalled engine.
4. Wind down the window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card..
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror.
7. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from car.
9. Insert card.
10. Re-insert card the right way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back
12. Enter PIN.
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside.
18. Place receipt in back of cherub book.
19. Re-check make-up again.
20. Drive forward two meters.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and place card into the slot
24. Re-check make-up.
25. Re-start stalled engine and move off.
26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles.
27. Release hand brake.
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