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He said - she said

He said...What a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the

He said...If only you could learn to make me a proper meal, then we
could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the
maid as well.
She said...Darling, if you could only learn to satisfy me properly, we could
do without the gardener too.

He said...two inches more and I would be the king.
She said...two inches less and you'd be the queen.

He said...Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with
your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chances that a man is a Moran than he is

He said...Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

He said...Every time women look at me, they can't help thinking of sex.
She said...Yeah, 'cause you look like a prick.

He said...Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said...That抯 good idea...you stand by the ironing board, while I sit on
the sofa and fart.
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