Come judgment day.
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Come judgment day

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says, I want
the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on
earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I
want all the women to go with St Peter.

Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are
two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles
long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created
you in my image and your mates whipped you all. Look at the only one of my sons
that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you
manage to be the only one in this line?

And the man replied, I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.
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