Daddys bird.
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Daddys bird

There was this dad who was so unbelievably shy, and when his little daughter
first saw him naked and wondered what his 'thingy' was, he answered; Well,
err..., ehhh..., that is my little bird it is. His daughter was baffled by the
fact that men and/or boys were so lucky as to have their own bird, but she was
eventually persuaded and went to bed as any other night.
When the father woke up again, he was experiencing the ultimate, and I mean
really ultimate, pain! His daughter was at his side and he asked;
Ohhhhhhh, moan, MOAN, moan..... My little daughter, WHAT has happened to
me?
And the daughter answered;
Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and decided I wanted to see your
birdy, and well, when I patted it for a while it SPITTED at me. I was *SO* mad
at it, so I wringed it's head off, broke all the eggs and burnt the nest!
[Tag]:Daddys bird
[Time]:5/8/2010
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