Womens English.
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Womens English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = you'll be sorry.

?We need = I want

It's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now.

?Do what you want = you'll pay for this later.

?We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

?I'm not upset = of course I'm upset, you moron!

?You're ... so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot.

?You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

?Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

?This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

?I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

?Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

?I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

?Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

?How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to
like.

?I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on TV.

?Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

?You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

?Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

?Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he
goes to sleep.

?I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
[Tag]:Womens English
[Time]:5/8/2010
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