Mens English.
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Mens English

I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.

?I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.

?I'm tired. = I'm tired.

?Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

?Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

?Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

?May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

?Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

?You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

?What's wrong? = what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now?

?What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

?I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

?I love you. = Let's have sex now.

?I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

?Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

?Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much
different!

?Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

?Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other guys.

And FINALLY... (While shopping) I like that one better. = Just pick ANY
dress and let's go home!
[Tag]:Mens English
[Time]:5/8/2010
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