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If Men Were to Rewrite The Rules


Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.


Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.


Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.


Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.


Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.


Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.


Rule # 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying This is our exit is not necessary.


[Tag]:Men writing the rules
[Time]:5/8/2010
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