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Translations for men


These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...


IT'S A GUY THING


Translated:* There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.


CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?


Translated:* Why isn't it already on the table?


UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR


Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.


IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN


Translated:* I have no idea how it works.


TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.


Translated:* I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.


THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.


Translated:* Are you still talking?


YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.


Translated:* I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car


I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.


OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.


Translated:* I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.


HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.


Translated:* And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.


I CAN'T FIND IT.


Translated:* It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.


WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?


Translated:* What did you catch me at?


I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.


Translated:* No one will ever see us alive again.


WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.


Translated:* I make the messes; she cleans them up.


[Tag]:Translations for men
[Time]:5/8/2010
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