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Seminars for a woman


SEMINARS FOR WOMEN


In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.


The following courses will be offered:


General Education:


GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges


GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic)


GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One


GE104: How to Parallel Park


GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity


GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps


GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera


Home Economics:


HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature


HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely


HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely


HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely


HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly How to Cut Credit Cards in Half)


HE103: Overcoming The Imelda Syndrome (formerly called How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?)


Interpersonal Relationships:


IR101: How to Say No With Kindness and Appreciation


IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby


IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)


IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce


IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too)


IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!)


[Tag]:Seminars for a woman
[Time]:5/8/2010
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