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Never Lie

Three wives are boasting to their husbands how they won a lot of money on
horse races:
- Easy! We've just added our bra numbers: 4, 3 and 4, bet on horse #11 and
won! Husbands went to the races, too.
- How many times do you love your wife a night?
- Two.
- Three.
- Four.
In the evening they came back home angry and said:
- We bet all our money on horse #9. And we lost!!! First was #3!
Moral: Never lie.

[Editor Choice:]

1) Bingo

2) WHITE HAIR

3) Men are like.....mascara

4) Potpourri

5) Garbage?

6) Handcuffed man

7) A warm bush.

8) THE EVOLUTION OF A MOM

9) Rating men

10) After five years your job will still suck.

11) THE SHOES

12) Men are like.....department stores

[Tag]:Never Lie
[Time]:5/8/2010