SIGNS YOU PUT YOUR KID IN THE WRONG PRE-SCHOOL.
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SIGNS YOU PUT YOUR KID IN THE WRONG PRE-SCHOOL

* Child comes home without glasses claiming to have lost them in a game of
Lord of the Flies.
* Your son thinks making hand-puppets requires a paper bag, some water paints,
and no pants.
* OK, kids! Gather 'round the pentagram for sing-a-long time!
* Potty training involves a lighter, a clip and rolling papers.
* No student has ever jumped from Mary Margaret's School for the Gender
Ambiguous directly into the NBA.
* Practice of trapping and killing your lunch not mentioned in brochure.
* Leather-clad teacher announces that today's letters are S and M.
* The classroom hamster is really just a wad of cotton from an aspirin bottle.

* She can't say her ABC's, but she can re-sole your Nikes in 20 seconds flat.

* Even the baby bottles have pierced nipples.
* For snack time, it's always anchovies and Clamato.
* Do-Bee always seems to have the munchies.
* The teacher sends home a note reading, Your snot-nosed little bastard keeps
getting into my tequila.
* On the first day, the children are divided into pimps and hos.
[Tag]:SIGNS YOU PUT YOUR KID IN THE WRONG PRE-SCHOOL
[Time]:5/8/2010
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