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One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home! The kids were
outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty
food boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into the house, he found an
even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken
glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family
room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been
knocked over.
He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was
becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. He
found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her
bewildered and asked, What happened here today?
She again smiled and answered, You know everyday when you come home from work
and ask me what I did today?
Yes, was his reply?
She answered, Well, today I didn't do it!
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