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- A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone
- A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before
- A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on
Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.
- Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother
calling from the next room.
- A whiz that can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make
a bed.
- A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for
her driver's license.
- A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.
- An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired
to dry the dishes.
- A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.
- A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
- A budding beauty that never smiles until her braces come off.
- A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs
- An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a
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