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Throughout the centuries, mothers have been given their children plenty of
good advice and notable quotes. Here's just a small sampling:
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: I don't care where you think you have to go, young man.
Midnight is past your curfew!
MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: I don't mind you having a garden, Mary,
but does it have to be growing under your bed?
MONA LISA'S MOTHER: After all that money your father and I spent on braces,
Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?
HUmpTY DUmpTY'S MOTHER: Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a
hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!
COLUMBUS' MOTHER: I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still
could have written!
BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: Babe, how many times have I told you -- quit playing ball
in the house! That's the third broken window this week!
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do
you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card
inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!
CUSTER'S MOTHER: Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off
more than you can chew!
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just
wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
BARNEY'S MOTHER: I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but
you're starting to look a little purple.
MARY'S MOTHER: I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but
I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.
BATMAN'S MOTHER: It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the
insurance is going to be?
GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER: I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear
family. You know anything about this, Goldie?
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get
off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders
around here!
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do
something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: The next time I catch you throwing money across
the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!
JONAH'S MOTHER: That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been
for the last three days.
SUPErmAN'S MOTHER: Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've
decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much
time in all those phone booths?
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric
light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
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