The first day of the school year.
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The first day of the school year

It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying
to get to know her students.
What did you do this summer? the teacher asked Suzie.
Me and my family went to the beach a lot? Suzie answered.
That sounds like fun, said the teacher. How about you, Emma? What did you
do this summer?
Me and my family rode our bikes together.
That sounds lovely, said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils
until she got to shy Mike in the corner of the room.
What did you do this summer, Mike?
Nothing, the boy responded timidly.
Did you do anything with your family? the teacher asked, try to draw Mike
out.
Yes.
Did you go to the beach?
No.
Did you ride bikes?
No, never! the boy burst out. We can never ride bikes together!
Why not? said the shocked teacher.
I don't know, explained Mike?but my dad says that when my mom and my
sisters are cycling together, he has to get the hell out of town?
[Tag]:The first day of the school year
[Time]:5/8/2010
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