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A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the
dad that his son was born without torso, arms, or legs. The son is just a head!

But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and
compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes
him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him.

Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With the entire bar
patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,
the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Whoop! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked,
begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, Take another drink!

The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Whoop! Two arms pops out. The
bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly disapproving.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons
chant, Take another drink! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs
his drink and guzzles the last of it. Whoop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in
chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to the
right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over
him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says,

That boy should have quit while he was a head?

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of
condoms and asks his father what they are. The dad replies, Well son, those are
condoms and they're for protection when you're having sex?

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in it. The
dad replies, Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday,
and one for Sunday.

The son then picks up one with six condoms and ask, Why six?

The dad replies, Well son, those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for
Saturday, and two for Sunday.

The son then notices the 12 packs of condoms and asks the same question.

The dad replies, Son, those are for married men. One for January, one for
February, one for March....
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