Golfing With Cows.
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Golfing With Cows

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like
this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was
my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake.
What did you do? asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'
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