NEW AGE LULLABY.
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NEW AGE LULLABY

Hush little baby don't you squall
Momma's going to buy you a crystal ball.
And if you still can't see beyond
Momma's going to buy you a magic wand.
And if that wand doesn抰 change your fate
Momma's going to teach you to levitate.
And if the astral makes you sick,
Momma's going to buy you an incense stick.
And if that patchouli smells too rank
she抣l buy you a sensory deprivation tank.
And if that tank don't float your bones
Momma's going to buy you some precious stones.
And if those gems don't ease your heart
Momma's going to buy you a natal chart.
And if your planets go berserk
Momma's going to buy you some bodywork.
And if your aura still needs kneading
Momma's going to buy you a past life reading.
And if your destiny stays hid
Momma's going to buy you a pyramid.
And if your charkas still feel stressed
Momma's going to take you on a vision quest.
And if power animals don't come to charm yaw
Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.
[Tag]:NEW AGE LULLABY
[Time]:5/8/2010
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