"Opened a can of corn instead.".
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"Opened a can of corn instead."

Two ladies, who hadn't seen each other in
quite some time, met at the supermarket.

How are you, Helen?

Fine.

And your husband?

Oh, Karl died two weeks ago.

What? I hadn't heard. What happened?

He went out in the garden to dig up a cabbage
for dinner, had a heart attack and fell over, dead.

I'm sorry. What did you do?

Opened a can of corn instead.
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[Time]:5/8/2010
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