"I married his widow,".
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"I married his widow,"

A man walked out into the street and managed to get a
taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid
into the cab.

Perfect timing, the cabby said. You're just like Bill.

Who?

Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right,
the cabby said. Like my coming along when you needed a
cab. It would have happened like that to Bill every time.

Nah, the man said to the cabby. There are always a
few clouds over everybody.

Not Bill, said the cabby. He was a terrific athlete.
He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could
golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and
danced like a Broadway star.

Bill was really something, huh?

Oh, yeah, continued the cabby. Bill had a memory like
a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all
about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood
blacks out.

No wonder you remember him, the man said.

Well, I never actually met Bill, said the cabby.

Then how in the world do you know so much about him?

I married his widow, replied the cabby.
[Tag]:"I married his widow,"
[Time]:5/8/2010
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