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What do your parents do?

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a
living. Tim, you be first, she said. What does your mother do all day? Tim
stood up and proudly said, She's a doctor.

That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, My father is a mailman.
Thank you, Amie, said the teacher. What about your father, Billy? Billy
proudly stood up and announced, My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later
that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered
the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an
explanation.

Billy's father said, I'm actually an attorney. How can I explain a thing like
that to a seven-year-old?
[Tag]:What do your parents do?
[Time]:5/8/2010
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