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Whos screwed now?

Bill was chuckling at the bar when his friend Mike joined him. Women, they
think they're so smart, he said with a sly smile, going on to explain that he'd
eavesdropped on a phone conversation between his fiancee, Lynn and her best
friend. Amy, she said, Bill doesn't know it yet, but the only time I'm
putting out is when I want to get pregnant.

At this, Bill doubled over with laughter, and Mike looked at his friend with
some consternation, I'd be mad as a hatter! Why aren't you? he asked.

Why get mad? answered Bill. She'll never know I've had a vasectomy!
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