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Giving up life

A man was walking in the city, when a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner accosted him.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, If I gave you
this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?

?No, I stopped drinking years ago, the bum said.

?Will you use it to gamble?

?I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.

?Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?

?Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!

The man said, Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going
to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife. The bum was

?Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm
dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.

The man replied, Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man looks
like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!
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