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Jamaican Sex Sandals

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal
shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, I have some
special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dye makes you wild at sex.
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man
claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he
was. The husband asked the man, How could sandals make you into a sex freak?

The Jamaican replied, Just try demon Man. Well, the husband, after some
badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his
wife hadn't seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming; YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
[Tag]:Jamaican Sex Sandals
[Time]:5/8/2010
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