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Michael the Dragon

Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a
long standing obsession - to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts.
But he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret
desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician.
Horatio said, I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay
bribes.
Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion. He then poured a
little of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after
she dressed, the itching commenced and quickly grew in intensity.
When called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure his type of itch. He further
explained that test had shown such saliva was only to be found in Michael the
Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the Imperial
command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching lotion,
which Horatio had given him, into his mouth. For the next four hours he worked
passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment.
However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything
and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the
King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion into
King Arthur's loincloth. Michael the Dragon Master was again summoned by the
King...

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[Time]:5/8/2010
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