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When I went to City Hall to renew my dog license, I told the clerk I wanted a
license for Sex. He said, I'd like one too!?Then I said,?But this is a dog.
He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said,?You don't understand.
I've had Sex since I was 9 years old. He winked at me and said, You must have
been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog
with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and
another room for Sex. He said,?As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what
you do. I said,?Look, you don't understand, Sex keeps me up at night. The
clerk said, Funny, I have the same problem. Then I wanted to enter Sex into a
competition. Just before the judges came around, the dog ran away. Another dog
owner came over and asked me what was wrong. I said,Sex ran away. He said,?
What? I told him that I wanted to have sex in the contest. He said, You'll
clean up! No you don't understand, I wanted to have Sex on the T.V, I am
taping it at home. He said, You know, they do have that stuff on cable these
days. Then my wife and I decided to separate. So we went to court to fight for
custody of the dog. I said to the judge, Your honor, I have had Sex since
before we were married. The judge replied, This is no confessional. Please
stick to the facts. Then I told him, after I was married, Sex kind of left me.
The judge said, Yeah, me too. Well then last night, Sex got out and ran away
again. So I went looking for him. I just about found him in an alley, when a
police car pulled up. The officer asked me what I was doing. I said, Looking
for Sex. My case comes up a week from tomorrow.
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