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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do
the following, your husband wills surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for
him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will
only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with
your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to
a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. What did the doctor say?

揌e said you're going to die, she replied.
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