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Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked
Adam, What is wrong with you? Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God
said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 搘oman?

God said, This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will
always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never
ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not
nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and
compassion whenever needed. Adam asked God, What will this woman cost? God
said, An arm and a leg. Adam said, What can I get for just a rib? The rest
is history...

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