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Accident on the Golf Course

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the
doctor, he says, How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
fianc閑 is still a virgin in every way.

The doc said, I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep
it straight. It should be okay next week. So he took four tongue depressors and
formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an
impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night
in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.
This was the first time he had seen them. She says, You'll be the first, no one
has ever touched these breasts.

He whips down his pants and says, Look at this; it's still in the CRATE!
[Tag]:Accident on the Golf Course
[Time]:5/8/2010
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